Springtime is here! It’s time to stow away those god awful puffer jackets, pull out that super cute bikini and…lie your fanny off about how epic spring break 2012 is going to be. Well sort of. When talking about our spring break plans, what we say isn’t always what we mean…
She said: My parents and I are road tripping to the Grand Canyon. :/
She meant: Please keep your phone on 24/7 because I will be bored to tears within 20 minutes of leaving the house.
She said: No mom, it’s just us girls going to the beach. No boys are coming, promise.
She meant: No boys are coming but we fully intend to meet a few dozen once we get there.
Girls Gone Wildish
She said: OMG you guys, let’s do something completely crazy this year!
She meant: As long as “crazy” means cheap, close to home because I don’t have a car, and something that I can easily fix if my dad finds out and freaks.
She said: I’m just going to chillax and have a staycation.
She meant: I’m getting my nose done.
License To Ill
She said: My sister let me borrow her ID, this is going to be the best spring break ever!
She meant: My sister has given me a free pass to the worst hangover known to man. I will spend 3 days feeling like I got hit by a truck. My sister knows this and did it on purpose to teach me a lesson. My sister is a huge bitch.
Policy of Truth
She said: What’s your name? Brian? Nice to meet you, I’m Scarlett.
She meant: My name is anything but Scarlett and everything else out of my mouth will probably be a lie. Viva spring break!
What do you love most about spring break? Tell me in the comments!