Reader Hookup Confession: Someone Farted While We Were Hooking Up

Farting During Sex

If neither of them did it... who did?!! | Source: Candid.com

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I was at a party with my boyfriend and we snuck into a friends room to fool around. We didn’t mind hooking up on the floor since she told us her bed was off-limits. Just as things were getting pretty hot, I heard the LOUDEST fart ever. My jaw dropped and my reflex was to punch him right in the gut and throw him off of me.

He then explained that it was the girl asleep on the bed that had farted, and not him. I looked up and saw a girl’s butt sticking out the side of the bed and hovering right above us!! I was so disgusted and a little ashamed. Apparently he knew the room wasn’t vacant when we busted in and didn’t let me know.

I’m still pretty proud of that punch though! Plus he’s still never farted in front of me so I know I have a pretty mean and impressive upper cut.

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8 Comments

  1. avatar diana says:

    Punching him because you thought he farted was very stupid. It’s not like he can control his farts, like you can’t control yours. Idiot. That’s domestic abuse.

  2. avatar Lexi says:

    hahaha. that is so funny. lol.

  3. avatar fruitypebbles says:

    ewwwwwwwwwww that must have smelled REALLY bad.but if it makes you feel any better i’ve smelled worse.

  4. avatar Dancer181 says:

    She punched him because he knew the room wasnt empty stoopid……

  5. avatar Animal Lover says:

    Double standards D:

  6. avatar Missfiction says:

    Ummm ok maybe i didnt get this right but…. YOU PUNCHED HIM?!!!!!? GOSH . SERIOUSLY ..why?! because he MIGHT have farted?! what if he didnt mean to? GOSH SAY SORRY. that was just mean!!!! if you dont say sorry he should dump you!!!! ODNT BE PROUD YOU PUNCHED HIM FOR NOTHING. WHAT IF HE PUNCHED YOU FOR FARTING? YEAH OK I KNOW IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT BUT STILL. gosh.

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