If there’s one thing girls can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. So don’t be shy! Read this OMG reader hook-up confession, and then send your own to firstname.lastname@example.org.
I was at a party with my boyfriend and we snuck into a friends room to fool around. We didn’t mind hooking up on the floor since she told us her bed was off-limits. Just as things were getting pretty hot, I heard the LOUDEST fart ever. My jaw dropped and my reflex was to punch him right in the gut and throw him off of me.
He then explained that it was the girl asleep on the bed that had farted, and not him. I looked up and saw a girl’s butt sticking out the side of the bed and hovering right above us!! I was so disgusted and a little ashamed. Apparently he knew the room wasn’t vacant when we busted in and didn’t let me know.
I’m still pretty proud of that punch though! Plus he’s still never farted in front of me so I know I have a pretty mean and impressive upper cut.
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