Bitter Twitter: Aubrey O’Day’s Past Lives

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Just realized Sylvia Plath, who I consider my soul twin, died on my birthday. Maybe I’m her reincarnated?“–Aubrey O’Day via Twitter.

Part of me wants to applaud Aubrey O’Day for choosing such a brilliant, esteemed author like writer Sylvia Plath to be her soul twin. But the larger, sane part of me realizes that poor Sylvia is rolling over in her grave right now at the wildly offensive comparison.

Sylvia was reponsible for such prose as: “If the moon smiled, she would resemble you. You leave the same impression, of something beautiful, but annihilating.”

Aubrey, on the other hand, gifted society with this gem: “You could never imagine how empowering it is to be nude in front of cameras.” And let’s not forget her soliloquy about frenching her puppy: “I like kissing my dog’s tongue. It’s amazing.”

Are you serious with this Aubrey?! I don’t exactly consider myself deep as the river runs (my own soul sister is Blanche Devereaux from “The Golden Girls”) but I know for certain that you, honey, are no reincarnated Sylvia Plath!

Does Aubrey need to shut it when it comes to her lofty comparisons? Who do you consider your soul twin? Tell me in the comments!

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  • Kala

    This hurts my feelings, such a brain dead human being, thinking Sylvia to be her soul twin, has this woman ever written a poem, tried to committee suicide, ever been depresses for a legitimate reason? I don’t think so, she can’t take this back now, but it all seems to fake. 🙁 Sylvia I wish I could personally tell her how sorry I am for this.

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