Reader Hookup Confession: I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Crush – And My Whole Class



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I was in gym class behind, ahem, the cutest guy in my classroom. We were doing sit-ups and I was going up when, PFFFT. I totally farted, really loudly!

I was trying to play it off, but everyone heard. Everyone laughed, including my cute crush, and talked about me the rest of P.E. I hate P.E to this day.

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17 Comments

  1. avatarabby says:

    I was going to the store and I had I thought I was going to let a little gassy fart. But I was wrong it was a big giant fart about 10 seconds long . Every body just started to stare.and I smiled smiled and waved my big stinking fart too the closest people around me

  2. avatarabby says:

    I was in middle school and I was sitting near this cute boy and I had to get some serious gas out so I went to the bathroom and let out at least 8 farts. And then this girl came in after after I was using the bathroom and looked at me and said dam girl what did you eat.

  3. avatarabby says:

    Wow I thought this was farting stories

  4. avatarabby says:

    When I was at school my boyfriend was sitting in front of me and I let out 3 silent farts but it stunk really bad it was really imberising

  5. avatarBritney says:

    Atleast you didn’t fart into a microphone during the talent show in front of your WHOLE school.

  6. avatarNik Geibel says:

    I’m a guy and I think when girls fart that that is sexy

  7. avatarLynne says:

    I was talking to my guy friends and I started laughing so hard that I farted, but I played it off by talking normally. It was funny.

  8. avatarmomo says:

    I was at practice, and I was standing up,
    I sneezed and then a fart came out.
    I don’t know if anybody heard or what,
    I mean no one said anything to me.
    It was very embarrassing!!!!

  9. avatarangelbeatz says:

    Ill fuck all the bitches around the. World!

  10. avatarLiz says:

    I was in class and a few girls were sitting by me two of them popular… I felt my stomache had gas in it so I got up to go to.the.restroom… When I.got up I farted I was so.embarrased! Still am they laughed about it for days! Fml

  11. avatarimagurlforlife says:

    omg that happend but i had to stand u to put my shirt over my butt and i sat down and farted and his friend like totally called me out on it my face was never that red befor

  12. avatartotal LOL says:

    OMG,i had a moment when i sneezed in front of my crush that was a horrifying sneeze because EVERYTHING came out of my nose,i had to walk all around the class room with my hands over my mouth and nose so that i can get to the tissue box.

  13. avatarAwkwardBlackGrl says:

    I was assigned to sit next to my crush in Algebra class. Also, a popular girl of my school sat on the other side of me. One day I sneezed and farted loud at the same time. I was sooooo horrified that I excused myself to a bathroom and stayed there for the rest of the school day. To make things worse, the girl mentioned earlier(see sentence 2) was on my school bus, so not only did the entire 8th grade learn about my catastrophe, so did the people I would have to see every morning and every afternoon for the rest of my adolescent years. Ten years later, I’m still extremely embarrassed.

  14. avatarfruitypebbles says:

    OMG sooooooooooooooooooo embaressing i’ve had moments like that so trust me your not alone in this nobody is your crush will blow this over in no time he’ll just need a little i’m telling you from expereince it will.

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  16. avatarMissfiction says:

    Well i used to live in las vegas with my family ( yes, las vegas nevada sin city..whatever.) And we were visiting the NEW cosmopolitan casino and it had two escalators and the first one was really easy to be on. The second one however was really high and it went EVEN HIGHER. im so scared of heights …. i get dizzy and sweaty and scared so i begged and BEGGED my mom not to go on or i can stay there were i was (i mean hey it was either that high escalator or the GLASS elevator! talk about scary) i begged her so much! and then i was looking at the escalator and i guess my mouth waz open and i drool on the NEW cosmopolitan floor! in front of my mom and her friends!

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