funny ski masks
If you’ve ever hit the slopes for some fun in the snow, you know that no one actually wears ski masks to when they ski. They wear them to rob banks, plain and simple. But that’s not to say that you have to look generic when going on your crime spree. Check out a few of the most insanely funny ski masks I found…
More like creepachu, amirite?!
2. Viking Beard
I quickly realized that I could do a whole post about masks with beards because that apparently is the trend amongst the ski mask fashion elite. If there is such a thing.
3. Cthulhu or Octopus Face
At least, I think that’s what this is supposed to be. But from a distance, it probably just looks like you have a serious snot problem.
Ok fine. I kind of want this.
5. Cheese Puffs Beard
Somehow, I’m both hungry and grossed out looking at this. Anyone else?
6. Feeling Gassy
For those times when you want to keep warm but still let people know you’re super paranoid about a biological terrorist attack.
7. Giving Thanks
Billed as “the ultimate Thanksgiving accessory” by its Etsy designer, this football-themed mask is supposed to symbolize FSU or San Francisco 49’ers colors. But all I see is a turkey wearing a brown hat.
8. Ski ‘Stache
A ski mask with built-in facial hair is the ultimate in creepster. The only thing this look is missing is a beat-up van with a tiger airbrushed on the side.
9. El Luchador
Oh laugh now. But when that group of Lucha Libre wrestlers comes to your snowy little town and finds that they need an extra fighter for the big match, you’ll be ready.
10. Confused Baby Owl
That’s literally what this ski mask is titled on Etsy. Silly me, I wasn’t aware that ski masks now had emotions. I wonder if the seller can knit me “Hungry Blonde Cocker Spaniel” because that pretty much sums me up.
11. I Dream of Beanie
Even though it’s touted as a “sexy” ski mask, I’d give all three wishes to be able to un-see this crocheted catastrophe.
12. Better Dead Than Red
This was the anti-Communism slogan during the 1950s, but I think it’s especially true when it comes to faux-facial hair on a ski mask, too.
13. King Ski-onidas
For the 300 enthusiast in your life who just happens to live in a cold climate. This! Is! Winterrrrrr!!!
14. Why So Serious?
I think this is the only thing more unnerving than the actual Joker. Just chilling.
15. Monster Mask
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then surely this ski mask is worth one simple sentence: “Yeah, I’m single–how did you know?”
Which of these funny ski masks made you LOL the most? Which one would you buy for a friend? Tell me in the comments!