15 Sad Products For Sad Girls

Every once in a while, we spot a product that is so ridiculously weird, pointless and pathetic that it’s actually kind of hilarious. Or actually, really hilarious. When we discovered the Boyfriend Pillow (more on that below!), we couldn’t stop giggling – but once we did, we had to feel a little bad for the people out there who actually purchased it.

We couldn’t resist looking more into sad products that are marketed towards women. So, here are 15 things that we can’t believe are really for sale. Check ‘em out and let us know… would you ever buy one of these?

Beauty Smile Trainer
Beauty Smile Trainer Product
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Really? You’re going to stick a weird rubber thing in your mouth to give you a ‘perfect’ smile? That thing looks seriously uncomfortable, not to mention, what if it falls out? How do you explain that? Wouldn’t people be able to tell that you have something odd in your mouth? So. Many. Questions. And by the way ladies, your natural smile is always going to be what’s most beautiful.

 

F-Cup Cookie

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These cookies boogle my mind a little bit. Number one: please don’t be fooled by this. I can pretty much guarantee that there is no cookie in the world that is going to magically transform your A-cup to a D-cup… or an F-cup. Number 2: who says you even need F-cup boobs?! Embrace what you’ve got, girls! Please don’t ever resort to these weird products that are only a waste of money.

 

Grow A Boyfriend Kit

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Who knew finding the perfect boyfriend could be so easy? And who knew he grew out a glass of water and was made of rubber? Um… this is just odd. The only time these should be purchased is as a joke. Seriously. That’s the only time.

 

The Booty Pop

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Surprise, surprise: another semi-offensive product mean to change your appearance. These underwear butt pads just seem really uncomfortable to me. What if things get steamy with a dude, and he notices that you’re wearing… butt pads? Talk about an awkward situation. I mean, how do you explain that one? I think those qualify as way more creepy than stuffing your bra.

 

The Forever Lazy
Forever Lazy
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If you thought the Snuggie was bad, then wait until you check out the Forever Lazy. This bad boy covers your entire body and it’s basically a onesie for adults. And honestly, why do you think onesies are normally on babies? Because tiny, adorable humans are the only ones who can pull them off! I’m all for being a bum and wrapping myself in a blanket all day (or a Snuggie… don’t judge), but the Forever Lazy takes it just a step too far.

 

S.A.D. Shirt
Single Awareness Day T-Shirt
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There is nothing wrong with being proud of being single – or being single, for that matter. And there’s nothing wrong with letting people know you’re single, obviously. But, um, wearing it splashed across your t-shirt? There’s something about this message that just seems a little bit too desperate and pathetic for any self-respecting girl.

 

Boyfriend Pillow
Boyfriend Pillow
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Let’s just pause for a second and really think about this pillow. I know I’m not the only girl who doesn’t need a man to sleep comfortably, or a dude’s shoulder to lean on when I’m cuddling in bed. And I definitely don’t need a half-body of a fake dude to snuggle with. I mean, really? If I ever saw this on a friend’s bed, I’d have to start an intervention.

 

Feet Underwear
Feet Underwear
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I have no words for this underwear for your feet. This is another product that just comes with so many questions: What is the point of these? What do they do? Are they even comfortable? No, don’t answer that, because they CAN’T BE. And when you really think about it, aren’t socks pretty much underwear for your feet? I just don’t understand why these were ever made.

 

Ice Cream Cone Rotator
Ice Cream Cone Holder
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You know when you’re feeling sad, eating ice cream, and wishing it would move into your mouth on it’s own so you literally didn’t have to do any work? No, me neither. This has to be one of the laziest products ever, hands down. It actually rotates your ice cream for you so that all you have to do is open your mouth and enjoy.

 

Justin Bieber Thong Underwear
Justin Bieber Thong Underwear
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Indulging in a guilty pleasure and jamming out to Justin Bieber in your room? No big deal. Wearing tiny thong underwear with the words Mrs. Bieber splashed across them? Um… that’s just a little bit creepy. He’s barely even legal! Please stick to downloading his songs without resorting to his name being on your private parts.

 

The Wine Rack Bra
The Wine Rack Bra
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Great news! Now, you can increase the look of your bust size AND have a yummy drink at your disposable at the exact same time! Yes, I’m serious – this sports bra gets filled with your liquid of choice and you can actually drink out of it. It CAN’T be comfortable. It just can’t. And what do people think as your boobs slowly shrink and you have what is basically a wire coming out of your shirt?

 

TV Hat
TV Hat
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Sick of watching TV at home? Now, you can watch it wherever you want – while wearing a hat that absolutely does not look completely ridiculous. I’m kidding. This hat is out of control. TV is meant to be watched on your couch or in your bed – NOT when you’re in public, and not when it basically blinds you at the same time.

 

Pajama Jeans
Pajama Jeans
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In theory, jeans that are as comfy as your favorite pajama pants sound pretty awesome. In reality? They look fake and unnatural… and if anyone ever knew you were wearing them, you’d probably get a lot of weird looks. These just scream lazy – if you don’t like denim, grab a pair of leggings! Not these!

 

The Kush Support
The Kush Support
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How uncomfortable is it when your breasts squish together when you’re sleeping? Oh… not really that uncomfortable? Yeah, I didn’t think so. The Kush Support actually looks ten times more uncomfortable than anything else. Can someone explain to me how this actually stays in place?

 

Make A Boyfriend Kit
Make A Boyfriend Kit
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Girls, girls, girls. Please never resort to a blow-up doll boyfriend. I don’t care if he comes with hipster glasses and a giant Hershey’s Kiss doll (??). It’s not worth the humiliation. I swear.

 

Would you buy any of these products? Which one do you think is the most ridiculous? Tell us in the comments.


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  • BallerinaBella

    Foot undies are for dancers. They are worn to protect the balls of the foot and help the foot not stick to the floor. They are essentially ballet shoes that only cover the ball of the foot. Foot undies are made by dance wear companies so obviously they serve an important purpose to dancers. The ones shown are made by Capezio, a very popular shoe and attire brand for dancers, so this is a releavant product. Mocking this product is like mocking mouth guards for lacrosse players. It is a product that looks strange and seems strange to outsiders, but serves an important purpose. Guru editors, next time do your research before you make fun of something for seeming “weird”. As a dancer was offended by the dispargung and condescending comments made by Gurl on this produce.

    • Cel

      Thank you for posting! I was going to mention this too. I just started dancing, and my instructor wears theses all the time…so, I was like- really??? Why is this product on this stupid list.

      Dummies

  • softballhead

    The TV hat cracked me up.

  • Haley

    Foot undies are for dancers they wear them on their feet so they can spin and jump and not slip.

  • serina

    i would never ever buy that stuff looks stupid

  • Kristi

    the undies r 4 dancing, not everyday wear, so there is a purpose 4 them.

    • serina

      still wierd

  • saddi

    dancer are the only ones that allowe to wear foot underwear… noones esle and ummm yeah i cant even think of anything to say oh the others ones their just ridik

  • Alex Jacqueline

    i have foot underwear cause they’re so awesome!!! but i also use them for dance. they sell them in all dance shops and they’re really usefull cause you can do a swift easy trun with out wearing a full sock that will just get sweaty and gross :)

  • luvmartie

    ok WE GET IT!!!!!!! EVERYONE STOP SAYING THAT FOOR UNDIES ARE FOR DANCERS ITS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMMENT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!

  • Kate

    The foot undies are for dancers,when your turning.MAJOR need if you don’t want the balls of your feet bloodied and blistered

  • Cassie

    If you are a dancer then u wear “foot underwear” but we actually call them foot paws. They are specially made for dancers because they help u turn & have a grip on the floor. & if you have the right size foot paw they aren’t uncomfortable. so it’s dumb to buy these if u aren’t a dancer!!!!

    • Ginger

      yeah, my daughter has a pair because she is a dancer and uses them for her contemporary and lyrical dances, and sometimes for ballet and jazz.

  • Melanie Sheldon

    I want the Forever Lazy. I want one for all my friends and family and neighbours, too. We could all have a block party in our forever lazy wear, and play football, and stuff while taking video and pictures. Seriously. If someone will fund it I will make it happen. I love that commercial. :D

  • Chloe

    I’m a competitive dancer and for different styles of dance, we wear toe underwear. and yes, they are actually SUPER comfortable

  • Danielle

    i would buy one of the boyfriend things as a gag gift for a best friend, but that is it.