why we broke up
Breaking up is hard to do…but it’s a little easier when you tell a few white lies to save your (or his) pride when you have to explain the whole “why we broke up” thing. Take a peek at these oft-told fibs and tell me if you’re guilty of a little breakup double speak!

Conflicting Schedules:

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She said: We’re both doing a lot right now.

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She meant: Yeah, he’s doing that skank who works at Jamba Juice and I’m doing Sudoku to keep from crying 24/7.

Chemistry: 

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She said: We’re better off as just really good friends.

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She meant: I had The Ick SO BADLY that I couldn’t even stand to have him in the same room as me. Blechhh!

Hooking Up:

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She said: Pretty sure he’s gay.

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She meant: He never wanted to make out. And pfft, that couldn’t have anything to do with my love of red onions on everything…right?

The Future:

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She said: We were just going in two different directions.

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She meant: I am going to college, he is going to spend to spend the rest of his life playing World of Warcraft.

Kicking Him to the Curb:

She said: Uck, he was just a horrible boyfriend, you know what I mean? I’m not about to put up with that.

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She meant: And he wasn’t about to put up with me calling him “my boyfriend” because he apparently thought we were “just having fun, or whatever.” :/

Running Its Course:

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She said: It just kind of fizzled out

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She meant: We had a great 4th date and I literally never heard from him again. Not that I check his Fbook four times an hour and drive by his house or anything BECAUSE I TOTALLY DON’T.

 
How did your last relationship really end? Tell me in the comments!