Reader Hookup Confession: Instead Of A First Date, I Had Him As Dessert

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Just like Chris Evans in Not Another Teen Movie | Source: Soda

If there’s one thing girls can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. So don’t be shy! Read this OMG reader hook-up confession, and then send your own to

I went out with some girls to a party (that we wern’t officially invited to) and I met this really hot guy. We exchanged BBM pins and he said he would be in touch. I had completely forgotten about the whole thing until five days later when he messaged me and asked me out to lunch. He said I should come to his place first and then we’d take the tram to the restaurant.

So, I knocked on his door later that day and the door was unlocked. I knocked again and I heard a deep handsome voice say, “I’m upstairs, first door on the left, just trying to find some socks. Come up!”

So, not thinking, I just went up opened the door… and spread out on the bed with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles covering his penis was this dude that I was supposed to be having lunch with. I blushed so bad and let out a huge laugh. He smiled and winked and said, “I was thinking instead of lunch we’d skip to dessert. Hungry for a banana split?” How cheesy! Well, hey, you only live once, right?

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  • Lisa

    The naked man! Works 2/3 times

    • Emily


  • Jay


  • Pelumo

    i tink she did it,cos of d way she ended her story

  • Olga

    PEOPLE!!! Taking in the fact she said “Well, hey, you only live once, right?” at the very end…I think we have a teeny small hint whether or not she accepted his very creamy proposition. lol

  • Marisa


  • Ru

    The Naked man worked on you!

    • Hot Nerd


  • niaBoo

    lmbo thats so adorably corny haha i would have laughed but went straight to work haha

  • Jessica

    I think she did… if she ended her story with this “Well, hey, you only live once, right?” XD lolz

  • Softball Girl

    Did you do it?

  • Rizzzzie_4life

    lol that’s funny, please tell me you had a piece of that!

  • GothicEmoChick

    lol what happened?!