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I went out with some girls to a party (that we wern’t officially invited to) and I met this really hot guy. We exchanged BBM pins and he said he would be in touch. I had completely forgotten about the whole thing until five days later when he messaged me and asked me out to lunch. He said I should come to his place first and then we’d take the tram to the restaurant.
So, I knocked on his door later that day and the door was unlocked. I knocked again and I heard a deep handsome voice say, “I’m upstairs, first door on the left, just trying to find some socks. Come up!”
So, not thinking, I just went up opened the door… and spread out on the bed with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles covering his penis was this dude that I was supposed to be having lunch with. I blushed so bad and let out a huge laugh. He smiled and winked and said, “I was thinking instead of lunch we’d skip to dessert. Hungry for a banana split?” How cheesy! Well, hey, you only live once, right?
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