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When I was 15, my best guy friends were in a band with a guy from another school, Mike. He had blue eyes and a jaw line so perfect Michelangelo may have carved it himself. He was a year older than me and could drive–I think you get it.
One night, Mike and I wound up sitting together at a show. After holding hands all night, Mike drove me home.
He parked in my driveway and turned his headlights off. We held hands for a second, and then he took my chin in his hands and kissed me on the lips. I could feel my cheeks blush. He pulled me closer and went in for another . . .
And then, this happened. | Source: streamingoldies.com
Except I couldn’t even call what happened next kissing. His mouth, which didn’t seem all that large when you looked at it, somehow wound up stretching from my top lip all the way down to my chin. His applied an insane amount of force with his tongue, which had remarkable girth–it actually felt like it was stabbing my tonsils.
This was my first time making out with a guy, so I thought this was just how it was done. I figured since he was older, he knew what he was doing–maybe I just sucked at this. I tried to guide him gently but taking it easy with the tongue action and pulling away slightly, but nothing worked. When I finally pulled away to go into my house, I was covered in saliva and my mouth was actually sore. What the hell?
For the life of me, I couldn’t see why anyone enjoyed having her head swallowed by another person. Mike and I wound up dating–-because other than his lip locking, he was a pretty cool guy, and I didn’t know any better. I resigned myself to six more months of wishing my dad were a dentist so I’d have access to a spit sucker whenever Mike and I went out.
Here’s hoping he learned some better techniques from one of the girls he cheated on me with–but that’s a whole other first. Oof.
What’s your funniest make out story? Tell me in the comments!
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OMG YES same exact thing, not my first kiss but I made out with a guy exactly like that, he basically ate my face…. not fun, but kinda funny XD he’s gotten loads better
My embarrassing makeout story:
My best friend and I had both challenged each other to makeout with our boyfriends in grade 9. I was in the forest behind our school with Mitch, my boyfriend, and we started to kiss harder and more passionately than we usually did. I opened my mouth first, but because he was a little awkward with the kissing, he bit my tongue! I could tell that he was really embarrassed, and I assured him it was fine, but we haven’t done anything since!!
The most embarrassing make out story is I was with my best guy friend at his house and we were making out in his room while watching movie. He never had a first kiss until me. His sister walks in and says keep it PG 13. There’s kids in here! He and I still make out but we try and do it when we’re alone.