If you spend any time on YouTube, you probably already know Grace Helbig and her hysterical channel, Daily Grace. She’s the kind of girl who says what we’re all thinking (or what we wishwe’d said first!).
When Grace said she’d answer our Big Gurl 10, we knew we were in for a crazy funny ride–but had no idea she’d dish on her first makeout session and the similarities between Mexican food and sex!
Read on for the funniest Big Gurl 10 ever!
1. What’s your worst date story?
One night, after a McDonald’s run, we ended up making out in his dormroom. Though I wouldn’t call it making out–more like a powerful man-vacuum sucking my mouth off of my face. The boy could sprint, but he COULD NOT make out. And my 18 year old non-confrontational self just went with it for hours. To the point that I woke up and went to practice with swollen black and blue lips the next morning. I looked like I got stung by a bee and raided the Icing for all of their purple goth lipsticks. I tried to hide it by curling my lips under while muttering “I’m fine” after my coach asked me what was wrong for the 30th time. Needless to say, I dated that boy for two years.
2. If you could only have one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Mexican food. Oh sweet Jesus, even bad Mexican is like good sex–I could have it every day. WOWZERS.
3. Whose phone number do you wish you had?
Mindy Kaling. I feel like she and I would have really great text talks.
4. What’s something you’ve always wanted that you’ve never gotten?
A non-problematic digestive system.
5. What’s your secret nickname?
My mom used to call me “Gray” growing up because she thought I needed a nickname and she hated the name “Gracie.”
6. What’s the guiltiest pleasure on your iPod?
My entire iPod is one big guilty pleasure. I know nothing about music and (like the way I date) I find one song and listen to it over and over and over and over. And it’s usually always something fast and upbeat (and terrible). Right now it’s “Papi” by JLo.
7. Best advice you ever got?
8. Favorite bargain purchase?
I bought a fake leather oversized bag from a thrift store in Williamsburg. It might be the closest thing I have to something cool.
9. Instant pick me up?
Any new episode of The Real Housewives.
10. Describe the high school you in 3 words.
Ready. To. Leave.
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