i can’t believe he said that
You know how sometimes a Prince Charming type can turn into a Creepy McCallister type faster than you can say, “I forgot that I’m really busy washing my hair, like, right now”?

Well, that totally happened to me.

I met this super great guy. The more I got to know him, the more I liked him. Eventually, I took him back to my place, for what I thought was going to be a fun first make out.

Turns out I was wrong.

Almost as soon as the door closed behind him, he unzipped, pulled out his penis and actually said:

“I want to introduce you to Todd. Say hello.”

Gross! I basically yelled, “I’m suddenly very uncomfortable!” and asked him to leave, which he did. And I never heard from him, or Todd, again.

What’s the grossest thing a dude has ever said to you pre-make out? Tell us in the comments.

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i can’t believe he said that

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