So, obviously in life there are things that you think but don’t say, and then . . . there are things that you shouldn’t even think. Some dudes don’t understand either of these rules.
This one guy I dated was clearly someone who missed the memo on how to not be a total jerkface in life. When he started pursuing me, he seemed like such a sweetie. I thought he was kind of shy–he didn’t even try to kiss me until our third date! I figured he was after me because we both loved Family Guy and Cameron Crowe films.
Boy was I wrong. He ditched me pretty quick, before we even got a chance to really know each other, and started going after some other girl. When I asked him about it, his response was . . . something I’ll never forget. He actually said:
“I figured you’d put out because you have big boobs.”
Uh, did I miss a who-should-put-out class when I hit puberty? What does my shape have to do with what I will or won’t do? Ugh. Sounds like I dodged a bullet (to the chest).
What’s the dumbest thing a guy’s told you? Let us know in the comments!