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Queefing during yoga is like sweating while running. It's going to happen!
Group yoga is pretty intimate. You stretch and sweat with a group of strangers while bending your body into unusual positions. Last week, as my yoga instructor pushed a girl’s leg back, a loud trumpet sound bellowed from her nether regions. You could have heard a pin drop. Just when I was about to feel really bad for the teacher positioned between her legs, the girl said, “FYI, that wasn’t a fart!”
A queef is also known as a vart, meaning vaginal fart, vegan fart or a fanny fart to my British friends. Basically it’s breaking wind from your vag rather than your anus. It can happen during sex or physical activities like yoga or pilates.
The first time I experienced a queef I was completely mortified, but I got over it pretty quickly. Queefs happen!
Queefing 101
1. What is a queef?
A queef is the sound and action of air being emitted from your vagina. Although it’s considered to be a fart from your vagina, there are no intestinal gasses being expelled so there is no odor.
Yes, Jackie. That was totally a queef.
2. When do queefs happen?
Queefs happen when there is air pushed into the vagina and then it is expelled. You can’t predict a queef but they can happen when fingers or a penis move in and out of your vag, trapping air inside of you. What goes in must come out.
3. What should I do if I queef?
There is no such thing as an unacceptable reaction when it comes to the natural processes of your wondrous body. Just laugh it off. It’s no big deal. One of my BFFs says that she jokes, “That’s what happens when it’s really good.”
4. How can I avoid queefing?
You can’t prevent queefing for sure but really, why are you so worried about this? As you and your partner get to know each others’ bodies you may notice all sorts of quirky things. This is what makes us beautifully (okay, and hilariously) human.
South Park likes to make fun of queefing all the time!
5. What do guys think of queefing?
If a dude is experienced, chances are he’s experienced a queef or two already. If not, it’s still okay. Embarrassing things may happen on either side. This is why it’s a good idea to have sex with someone you trust and feel super comfortable with. Some guys even find queefs erotic. One guy even told me that he feels like it’s like a burp after the best burger. (I know, weird. But whatever.)
6. I queefed. So now what?
So you feel awkward for a moment. You’re not the first woman to queef in front of another person and you won’t be the last. You won’t enjoy yourself if you’re worrying about what your body might do.
7. Why do queefs exist? To punish us?
I’m convinced that queefs exist to make us all take things a little more lightly and remember that sex (and yoga!) is supposed to be fun. You should be able to smile and laugh in bed and on your yoga mat. There is no reason to be ashamed of natural body functions.
Have you ever queefed? What happened? Tell us in the comments!
Want a laugh? Check out this cute comic about granny panties! Too funny!
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I’ve come on here to try to figure out wth mine is about and found this hilarious XD I found out a long time ago it’s natural but today as I was laying down and lifted myself up a big one came out and scared the hell out of me like I’ve never done this act before by accident. Then kept lifting up and each time my stomach was in a certain position or I shaped it to that position it keeps happening! ugh! I’m not sucking in air as far as I know so now I’m scared XD I just keep thinking someone placed a whoopie cushion in me somewhere since it keeps happening when I get up in a certain way after laying on my back.
The other day I was doing acroyoga and we did this position where you ‘fly’. Essentially there is someone lying beneath you with their legs pressed on your hipbones and you lean down towards their belly and as you do you lift your legs and spread them. I went to do the position and I couldn’t get fully into it, but just as i got down from it a slew of baby queefs popped out. No one heard them but they discouraged me from wanting to do the full (and awesome) pose. Le sigh. I must get over queefs.
Men are stupid when it comes to sex because they don’t quite realize how nasty vaginas are. Vaginas are freaking open wounds, that collect bacteria regularly resulting in infections, odor, etc. They bleed, produce smegma to try to clean itself out. And yes, like assholes they can fart.
Awfully rude thing to say “Jim”. You were birthed from a vagina; you should respect it.
First time i queefed was the other night. My boyfriend was going down on me and it happened. I’ve never had that happen so i was mortified!! I wanted to cry because i was so embarrassed by the fact that i queefed directly in his face. It was awful but he wasn’t phased by it, said he would of kept going if it wasn’t for the fact i was freaking out. Lol oh well. He also told me it’s a sign of really good sex
Awhile ago as me and my boyfriend were having sex his penis slipped out but when he was about to put it back in I queefed and it was so loud! I was so embarrassed and I didn’t know what to since it was the first time it happened but my boyfriend just laughed it off and so did I, he said it was normal it was just air. Now it happens often but we just laugh it off.
LMFAO Im dying tho’ C;
Well, my friend and I were engaging in sexual activities that involved one of my legs being stretched up as high as it goes and pressing against his shoulder while the other leg was on the ground; after this tricky move I swung my leg down and as I did so an audible queef escaped my inner chambers.
I burst out laughing. Why? Probably deep seeded embarrassment, but also (the reason I told him I was laughing) was because it tickled slightly.
Now I think queefing is one of the most hilarious things and I’m not usually embarrassed when it happens anymore. When it does, however, I just laugh slightly, then if I’m around people who I don’t know fully, I declare, “I farted” but I grin like an idiot because I actually queefed. >=]
I queefed super loud in class and I was on my period and blood shot all over the crotchal region of my white jeans. The whole class could not stop laughing.
Wow Katelyn! Real cherry pie, eh? Lol
I’m calling your bluff. No girl in her right mind would wear white pants when they know they’re on their period.
It happened for the first time with me and my boyfriend. He just stared and called me disgusting. I had never felt so embarrassed. I cried.
Thats not cool, he should have some respect for your body and the natural things it does. I’m sure he does plenty of disgusting things. Ditch the prick.
I queefed for the first time last night.
I’m a virgin, and I’m not quite ready to go “all the way”
But last night while getting intimate “In other ways” orally with my boyfriend
I decided to let him put it in just a little bit. So he was thrusting with the little but he had in. When it was all over I felt something come out and I ignored it, but then it happened again and LOUDER so I stated at him and I said “was that a….?”
And we both started laughing even though I wanted to cry from being so embarrassed.
He didn’t even mind though, it kept happening too. It was uncontrollable because of all the air that was pushed in. After we got home I told him how embarrassed I was and he just kissed me on the forehead and told me not to even worry that it’s normal it’s funny and hey it happens! And he said sorry because its his fault due to his “size”. Because apparently the larger the penis and the tighter the vagina the more likely it is to queef!
I’ve queefed plenty of times. It mostly happens when I’m on my period or really turned on. I guess that more air gets trapped down there if it’s moist. I don’t understand the taboo around queefing. It’s not like a fart, it doesn’t have smelly particles in it. It doesn’t have any smell at all really. So I don’t understand why it’s put in the same box as farts.
i agree
I was just watching ‘Katie does Manhattan’ and learned what queefing is. I thought that I was the only person that did that. I have queefed several times and it is pretty EMBARASSING to say the least! We were just staring at each other and I had to keep telling him that it came from my vag. and not my butt. Does anyone know what causes it and how to prevent it? Please and thank you.
its just air love… u can try to prevent it, by choicing ur sexual positions carefully… most men ive come in contact with likes queefing
I think it’s pretty funny to queef I can queef all on my own by just sucking in the air down their an poof queef I find it really hilarious xD
my bff can queef on command too. i wish i could!!! it would be hilarious!!
LMAO omg I am dying reading all these comments, I know it happens to everyone, just glad to see it happens SO similarly to everyone and the reactions are the same ROFL…I have tears I am laughing so hard, I can barely type.
i know air has to come out and its great if it doesn’t stink, but seriously every time i do yoga!!! i’m afraid to take a class because i’m so darn noisy. my hubby is getting used to it but he still can’t get over how often i queef. (he’s the guy who also has a comment for everything) i need help!!!
Hi, but to me i thinks its embarrassing because when i started queffing i was 13 and i never had sex or anything i haven’t told anybody besides my 2 best friends but as i got older i started getting use to it and I’m proud of my body. So does it mean when i have sex when I’m way older I’m going to queff alot?
One time I was balls deep banging my chick from behind and she queefed so hard it vibrated my dick and so loud we had to just sit there and just started laughing! Don’t worry I still came
When I turned 60 (gotta love them Golden Years!) I started queefing like the Queen of Queefs. All that mattered to me is I was thrilled there was no aroma involved. However, with that being said, I do not have sex right now nor do I do my own finger magic thanks to drugs that stop your sex drive. Thank goodness my hubby takes the same meds so we are in this moment together. Here’s the weird thing… I eat a lot of ice cream so I don’t get too skinny and it seems it is at those times I fly hot air balloons like a manic. I don’t understand the connection and have been fortunate enough never to queef in front of anyone else including hubby so I don’t really care about some air coming from a place that doesn’t cause a room to empty in 5 seconds. With all the things that can go wrong, DON’T panic or worry about a little Vgas. You will survive. Just enjoy life to the fullest and thank God everyday for giving you good health. God Bless and queef queef to all
Everytime I queef my boyfriend looks surprised and just stares at me and all I’m thinking about is kill me now. It wasnt the first this has happened either. But I know I’m not his first but I think he knows what it its? Idk
((( I’ve been wanting to talk to him about this subject but I’m way too shy.
If you don’t talk you will never get any true enjoyment. Men are mostly stupid when it comes to women and sex. Honey, you MUST train them or you will never experience real joy. And by the way….. you shouldn’t be having sex until you’re married. Call me semi old fashion.
Save yourself for your soulmate. Ooops, to late but I’m sure whomever you end up marrying will also have had sex previously. Enjoy life, talk, talk, talk,,,,, it can make sex a lot more fun. God Bless sweetie. Have a wonderful life.