If he gets paid for doing this, I want in on the cash action, too!

I’m constantly needing extra cash. Seriously, I sell things on eBay all the time, I look on Craigslist at least once a day for babysitting jobs and I’ve even signed up for psych studies at local colleges!

In this way (and only this one way), I kinda wish I was a guy. Because there’s a fun way for them to make between $35 and 50 buckaroos… and it isn’t exactly hard work (or maybe it is, if you catch my drift).

Yep, I’m talkin about sperm donation. Any dude over 18 can just cruise into a sperm bank, get off in the bathroom—and bingo!—they’ve got a little more cash in their pocket.

So not fair.

I guess that’s why I felt a little better when I read about some guy in San Francisco whose giving away the goods for free. I mean, isn’t whacking off reward enough? I’d think so.

If you were a guy, would you donate sperm? Do you wish us girls could get paid for getting off? Tell us everything in comments!