reality tv christmas
Every year our favorite reality stars give us so much to enjoy—the fights, the reunions, the gossip, and did I mention the fights? Well, during the holiday season it’s nice to take a moment and imagine how all our reality besties might be sharing some X-mas cheer.
Welcome to our Reality TV Christmas special! Who will hire caterers then pretend they slaved over that holiday ham? Whose family is shopping for a ginormous tree fit for a king, or, um, a Kardashian? Mostly, I wonder what gifts they might receive from other reality stars. In a game of Reality Show Secret Santa we’ve got some ideas:
1- Jersey Shore to Jerseylicious
Snooki gives Olivia a pair of animal print slippers, which Olivia quickly cuts up and turns into animal print furry cuff bracelets and a subtle headpiece. Perfect accessories for the holiday season!
Caroline Manzo gives Teresa Guidice a gift certificate to the Olive Garden. That woman’s done enough cooking this year! Plus, who doesn’t love never ending salad and breadsticks? I can’t think of a single person, can you?
Tyra Banks gives Heidi Klum a contract with IMG, one of the best modeling agencies in the world, the cover of Italian Vogue and an exclusive contract with Cover Girl. Wait a minute . . .
Kris Jenner gives Kendra a bottle of Dash, a handbag from the Kardashian Sear’s collection, a pair of Skeechers, and last but not least, a year supply of Quick Trim. A present straight from the wallet . . . I mean, heart, from the heart.
5- The Apprentice to Bethenny Ever After
Donald Trump gives Bethenny Frankel . . . absolutely nothing. That’s how the rich stay rich! Presents are for fools and peasants (his words not mine, ok, they’re mine).
Paris Hilton gives Kathy Griffin the perfect A-list magnet; a pet ferret in a pink tutu. Nothing gets paparazzi’s attention more than an exotic animal dressed in weird clothing shopping at Kitson. Paris’s dog is currently developing his own reality show.
Kat Von D gives the future Bachelorette contestants a rose tattoo. This way each of them will always have the final rose. Kat is such a romantic!
Dr. Drew gives Patti Stanger a pair of pajama jeans and a Snuggie. As a doctor he believes she puts too much emphasis on her looks and nothing says I don’t care about my looks more than those two things, On the bright side they are both really cozy.
Paula Abdul gives Nicole Scherzinger the thesaurus and quote book she used to reference for good bits to say on Idol. She even highlighted some of her faves, in case Nicole wanted to recycle some of her gems.
Rachel Zoe gives Kourtney Kardashian all her old maternity clothes. Not to keep of course, just to use as a guide for what is acceptable looks for a pregnant celebrity. Fashion should always be our number one priority! Don’t worry, the baby is totally the second.
What would you give your fave reality stars? Tell us in comments!
reality tv christmas