If there’s one thing gURLs can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. They might seem terrible in the moment, but it’s just one of those things that you will most definitely be laughing about later on. So don’t be shy! Read these hysterical reader hook-up confessions, and then share your own by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org.
“My boyfriend’s little brother (he was 5 at the time) came downstairs once when we were staying at his mom’s house, and started punching my BF because he thought he was hurting me. It was like 1:00 in the morning and we were under a bunch of blankets having sex. My BF was on top and it was dark except for the light of the TV, and we didn’t see nor hear his brother coming downstairs.
All of a sudden I looked past my BF’s shoulder and I see his brother coming toward the bed. He punched my boyfriend in the back and said, “HEY STOP DOING THAT! YOU’RE GONNA KILL HER!” Thank GOD we had blankets over us so he was able to get off of me without his brother seeing anything. But he was just like “Oh, no, bud, we were just playing around and wrestling… kind of like you do at wrestling practice. We weren’t sleepy enough to go to bed so we were trying to make each other tired.” And his brother was just like “Oh, ok!”
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