If there’s one thing gURLs can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. They might seem terrible in the moment, but it’s just one of those things that you will most definitely be laughing about later on. So don’t be shy! Read these hysterical reader hook-up confessions, and then share your own by emailing email@example.com.
“In high school I had this really awesome boyfriend, and we would often skip 6th period and go out to his car and make-out. It was raining on this particular day and I didn’t want to go out and get my hair wet. So he pushed me into the boys restroom, down the hall from the main office. We got into this little stall and we were making out hardcore and then making out led to having sex.
So there I am, wedged up on the toilet and one leg up on the bar, when the door opens. I forgot to breathe!! We don’t move. The person goes in the stall next to us and sits down. He’s pooping(!!) right next to us. Five minutes must have went by before he left, though it felt like two hours. My boyfriend and I snuck out the door as soon as the coast was clear and there in the hallway was the principle walking back to just office. Same shoes. It was him all along. A totally thrilling moment.”
Have you ever had a similar experience? Do you think you can top this confession? Send your hook-up confessions to firstname.lastname@example.org. Don’t worry: they’re totally anonymous.