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Dear Dudes,
I get it. You like breasts. And butts. You probably wish you were having sex right now. But advertising these interests on your shirt will almost guarantee you’re not getting laid.
In case it’s unclear who we’re talking to, check these pics. If you see yourself? Could explain a lot.
Sincerely,
The Editors at Gurl
Probably not you, dude.
Sorry buddy, you’re not getting in in the first place.
Knowing you’re a loser and advertising it? Brilliant!
Not since you arrived.
Good thing you like beer better than ladies, ’cause you ain’t getting none.
Dude. She’s totally mocking you.
Someone looks just a wee bit desperate.
No you may not.
Disgusting. Also, we seriously think the cops should be investigating you.
Is happening nowhere near you.
Really? Have you ever had the chance?
Ha! A guy with boobs! So f…reaking stupid!
Are you talking about your manboobs, sir?
Keep it classy, dude. Keep it classy.
This doesn’t actually even make sense.
Too bad you’re not getting any.
We’re not playing.
Babies do come from vaginas. Your point?
Beer goggles or not, we don’t want you.
Oh, a play on words. I bet you got an A+ in Asshattery 101!
You keep believing that, dude.
And your creepy smile makes us hurl.
The fluorescent pink is like a warning signal—stay far, far away.
Yes, girls are staring. No, not in a good way.
Cool, but uh, nobody else wants to touch it.
What’s the worst shirt you’ve ever seen? Tell us in the comments.
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omg i found that Hello Titty shirt in a store window among a BUNCH of tees downtown where i live like Wednesday i think… my exact face as i’m walking staring sideways: O.O lolz and then looked away real fast lolz (i’m 15 not some young kid) i’m obsessed with Hello Kitty so it really freaked me me out…
Most of the shirts were at least moderately funny. Someone already called out the Vagina Warrior picture so Ill stop myself from scolding the lack of research.
I dunno. I thought a lot of them were funny >.> I don’t like guys though XD
No respect at all ……
Ok whatever even this country is open but also the people should show some respect
uuug …the T-Shirt is sucks
and also with those T-Shirt they don’t show any respect to girls !!!
I find this funny! Cuz these guys are so not get laid. It’s funny how guys wear stupid shirts like that. But it’s kind of offensive, but who would want to hook-up with them. LOL!
I get it’s a free country but seriously, those shirts could be offensive to people & they really show disrespect. Why would anyone wear them!?
Because they are just freak to hell…..
even the girls won’t look at them with those stuff …..uuuuuug
It is actually clear what the guy with the Vagina Warrior shirt is all about. “Vagina Warriors” comes from the Vagina Monologues and is a part of a lot of feminist T-Shirts. Not only is his shirt unoffensive, but super refreshing and progressive. You might want to do some research before you post.
I don’t see the problem with any of those shirts. This is a free country and everybody has the right to wear what they want and say what they want. I am a girl that expresses myself. I am a customer of foulmouthshirts.com I wear them proudly! You should visit their site maybe it will open your eyes so you can see the big picture. If you ears aren’t rubbing together.
number 9 is tha scariest 1 because he said dead gurls dont say no O.O 9and i like tha one that says who ate all tha pussy lmao funny
I’m pretty sure Alexander Ovechkin (Picture #10) is getting laid 24/7. If you don’t know who he is, Google him.
no respect much? -_-” the first one shocked me nd got me upset. -sigh- once again NO RESPECT -____-”"”