Men Who Are Total Boobs

Men Who Are Boobs

Cheaters, liars and fame-mongers galore. There's no nice way to say this: these men are such boobs. We wanted to give these men a taste of their own medicine and show 'em what it feels to rock a pair. Flip through these men (boobs) now!

Spencer Pratt

We don't need to present you with a list of reasons why Spencer is on the top of our list, but this tweet from "King Spencer" is all you need to know. "People r so pathetic," he tweeted. "Y would I give some1 a gift w/ their money? haha I bought all Heidi's gifts with her money!"

Jesse James

Recently divorced, two (or maybe ten) timing Jesse James might need more than one pair of boobs on him.

Chris Brown

He might be inching his way to the public's good graces, but we won't ever be able to forgive Chris for his heinous assault on Rihanna.

Tiger Woods

Tiger's life was changed when he got into an accident, which was then followed by an outpouring of mistresses telling their sob stories. Now, Tiger and his wife Elin are in the middle of a divorce and Elin could walk away with as much as $750 million.

Jon Gosselin

Since his divorce to Kate Gosselin, Jon's dated a bevy of 20-something blondies. Honestly, we don't know what these ladies see in him and we're guessing his new dragon tattoo (which he got because he "wanted something that resembled a rebirth or a change in me") won't help his case either.

Kanye West

Kanye's got a strong mind and he's not afraid to say what's on it. Here are some, shall we say, "memorable" quotes from the star.

"George Bush doesn't care about black people."

"I hate the way they portray us in the media. If you see a black family, it says they're looting. See a white family, it says they're looking for food."

"If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased."

Joe Francis

Anyone who uses other gURLs' lovely assets to make money is a total douche to us. This Girls Gone Wild producer ranks a big fat zero in our books.

John Mayer

After we read this gem of a quote from Playboy, John's officially on our list. "My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f**kin' David Duke c*ck. I'm going to start dating separately from my d*ck." Say what?!

Michael Lohan

We blame Lindsay 's downfall partially on this man. From constantly speaking to the media about his daughter's legal situation and sending police to Lindsay's house to his inappropriate tweets, Lilo's pop is a shoo in for the (worst) dad of the year award.

Vince Shlomi

Don't know who that is? Does ShamWow mean anything to you? This pitchman had a rather violent confrontation with a prostitute at a hotel room involving a bitten tongue and serious elbow throwing. Wow. Just wow.

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