When you get intimate with your partner, feeling safe is key to a comfortable and happy experience. But some things are mortifying no matter how safe you feel! Like this gURL’s experience! Read on!
I had had sex with a long term boyfriend two years before I met my current boyfriend, but never liked it. When I met my current bf, I realized how great sex can really be. We had been dating for 8 months so I felt safe and happy when our first time came around. In fact, I couldn’t get enough and we experimented in a lot of different positions and had lots of fun for the next few weeks. We tried so many different things and felt like we knew everything about each other!
But one time, I felt like I really had to go – number 2. But we were in the moment, the condom was on, I didn’t want to excuse myself. There was a lot of bouncing and it actually hurt my abdomen a lot. It felt so bloated! When he finally came and pulled out, it was like he unplugged an overfilled pool raft and I let the most massive fart rip. I didn’t know I could make farts that big! There was a moment of shock. He stared at me. I stared at him. And after a few seconds of more staring, I burst out into tears. It was awful! I had never felt more embarrassed. He started laughing, wanting to high five me as if I were a dude. But I cried and just ran to the bathroom and stayed there until he finally pleaded that it was cute and that I should come out and that it made him love me more. But at that point, I was crying for a different reason — because I was so lucky to call him my BF.
Have you ever farted in front of your sweetie? What happened? And, want to share your own Hookup Confession? Send it in to firstname.lastname@example.org!