Reader Hookup Confession: Longest. Queef. Ever.


Lots of gURLs love getting loud in bed, but this reader’s noise came out of the wrong hole:

“well, the other night me and my boyfriend of 2 years were having sex and i queefed, and i’ve done that before but it was not a big deal. but omg let me tell you that this queef was NOT ONLY loud, but sooooo long it went on for almost 20seconds, which is quite a long time when you actually think about it. no exaggeration. and we both burst out laughing it was so funny. and started laughing again afterwards when we were just laying down.”

|And now for the facts on another hilarious noise… farting!|

Have you ever queefed in bed? Were you ever able to stop giggling afterward? Share your story below, and e-mail your confessions to askanexpert@gurl.com!

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  • anon

    I just queefed last night during sex with a guy and it was the first time we had sex. I wasn’t so embarassed when it happend but today I can’t stop thinking about it and it really sucks… and I dnt know what he is thining fml

  • Lilly

    So i was having sex the other day with my friend with benifits & it was going really well, i was looking sexy and being a real turn on (i could tell by his facial expressions), until he took his dick out, & i did the loudest queef. He imediatly started laughing n i was just in shock. It was the first time i had ever queefed in bed, and i have had alot of experience. I laughed so after he did & just told him too shut up that it was normal, but deep down i was so embarassed, even though he told me he thought it was cute & that he wasn’t grossed out or anything, but of course i dont really take his word for anything. But, reading these stories though have really helped me. So a big thanks to everyone ! (:

  • Sabrina

    The first time me and my boyfriend ever tried having sex I got in doggy position. Needless to say after many failed attempts I sat down and it sounded like the biggest fart in the world!! He just sorta looked at me and was like did you fart?? My response was of course “No!! It was a queef!” Luckily we’re going on two years now and even then we had been together for quite some time so we were able to laugh it off and just forget it ever happened. lol

  • Nikki

    I honestly think it’s gross. But my husband and I both know it’s normal. When I do it, I generally just say ew, chuckle a little bit, and go on with whatever’s going on at the moment.

  • Kat

    Last night me and boyfriend of 8 months were having sex. About an hour of different passions, and everything, I asked him to bend me over . Right as he “pulled out” after all of a sudden this long noise that sounded like a big wet fart came from “down there” but it wasn’t a fart. Expect we didn’t laugh about it. I was totally embarrassed, not to mention turned off. I tried to act as if it didn’t happen, but I have no idea what he thinks now. So basically I said I was tired and we pretty much just stopped. Then we layed down for a bit, quietly and he went home. He acted normal but it was so awkard for me!

    • tsc

      you shouldn’t be freaked..i am 17 going on 18..and its absoultely normal..i have done it a few times and my boyf didn’t say anything he just kept going (he’s older,..experienced…so he probably has heard it a thousand times- there are actually some nasty songs that says..”pu$$! farting” in it..its normal)

    • KleeM

      I can understand the awkwardness in that sitch but you gotta think about it this way.. whats more awkward, queefing and not saying anything about it,when you and him know it happened, then sit in wierd silence? or laugh it off?

      laugh it off, its natural, yeah its embarrasing, but its not like its not going to happen again

  • anonomys

    im a lesbian, and me and my girlfriend were having sex and i queefed and she was like what was that ! & i was like a queef, and she freaked out and was like im not going down on you until you wash your asshole after that lol, i was like it was a vaginal fart just air lol.

    • tsc

      how old are you anonomys??

    • chelisha

      i would be turned off
      dont blame her.