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A gURL reader sent in this confession, and, well, we just had to bring the issue to the table.
“I’ve been masturbating for as long as I can remember. Even when I was in preschool, I would get in trouble sometimes because I would hump the corners of the tables. It felt good and I didn’t know any better! I just always wanted to touch myself and no one really stopped me! And the tables were at just the right height. I don’t think I ever orgasmed until I was a teen, but there was something about pressing that area.”
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I used to do the same thing! I did it on whatever i could, since i was like, 5? Me and my sister used to do it but we always knew not to show anyone…i use the banister now, or the leg of a bunkbed
pens dont work for me :/
I thought I was all alone,I used to think masturbating was wierd,but now I know that its not and that its completely normal…. Thanks!!!
Hi Sophie!
Do you hump table corners too?
OMG! I can't actually believe that other girls did this! I don't really remember when I started, I just know that I would do it when I was like 4 and I didn't know what I was doing. I used to use anything with a corner. Tables, armchairs, the corner of the bed, the sink. I didn't know I was masturbating, I just knew it felt good. I got caught a couple of times and my parents were super mad at me, my mom thought that someone had been molesting me or something but I wasn't. It was so stupid, and all this time it was normal, jeeze.
Sometimes if I'm super horny and away from my boyfriend I still do this on my desk in my room. Though it's strange, I wanted to stop because I didn't think this was "normal", but I've never been able to get off, or any really good sensation with my fingers. I even bought a really expensive vibrator that just doesn't compare. I guess the pressure on the area right about the clit it's really intense so it can't be matched. This makes me kinda sad, but I've never been able to finish with my boyfriend, though it is enjoyable it's not as good as it is with a table corner. Gah! To think all of these years I've been beating myself up about this when so many other girls were doing this to.
Hi Amy!
I’m glad to know you are enjoying the table corner like me. I think it’s the best way for me to get off. I feel kinda sexy when I’m doing it. Where do you usually do it? Have you tried to do it in other places? I often took chances in our office comfort room.hahaha. Do you know some videos of girls/ladies humping on table corners? Thanks!
Hey Guys
I quite often find myself leaning on corners of tables at school in front of friends n no-one ever says anything. I don’t care either XD
lolz we all thought we wer alone. but we not. YAY!!!!!!!!
=P
we all bad little gurlz. in a good kinda way!
Glad to kno im nt the only one!! Haha ive been masturbating since i was like 6.. But just recently i found this back massager and when i dont think anyones gunna walk in i hump it.. It feels so good on my clit and oh.. Its just wondr ful and it has a heat setting so its hot against my pussy and its just great!
How lovely to know I wasn't the only child who spread her legs on the arm of a chair! ^^
But other than that, I actually inserted my Barbie's legs for pleasure…. weird, but I'm a freaky one!
Also, if you have a bathtub; I would recommened spreading your legs over the side and rubbing. Not embarrassed to share my dirty secrets on here! Just don't tell my dad; he's a Baptist preacher.
P.S. I prolly started when I was like six. didn't know what I was doing until I got older, but I knew if felt good and looked weird. So I hid most of the time. tee-hee!
I used to do the table thing from four to like ten yrs old thanx girls not the only freak kid round here
Hi!
I do that too…until now. I love the feeling of satisfaction….tell me your stories. Thanks!
Lea
OMG i used to roll up my pillow and hump it when i was younger but i always waited until everyone else had gone downstairs at my house coz i sort of knew that i shouldn't let anyone see me lolz xxxxx
haha this is also weird…. but, i use this massager to get me to orgasm. It doesnt go up my vagina but it vibrates on my clit and ive been doing this for years. And im only 14! haha
OMG freak girl too i used to do the same thing i humped my teddy because i just got such a good feeling from it wow im so glad that other girls have done the same kind of things wooo team freak
I know when I was little and I made my Barbies have sex I always got a throbbing sensation. Hehe.
Never really thought bout it till now.
I did stuff like that from about age…6? I had a blanket I would roll up and like…hump? I had no idea what I was doing or why it felt good, somehow instinctively I just knew not to let my parents or anyone see me. I really didn't discover actual "masturbating" per se until I was in high school XD I guess it's a pretty normal thing all kids go through.
i used to use a pen in class and just lik rub it over my area. i didnt know what i was doing all i knew was it felt good…but then i stop cause some boy saw me. :/
haha. i'm so glad i wasn't the only one.
i never knew until i was like 12.
we're such freaks.
i did almost the same thing except i would climb to the arm of the chair and lie there
hahahahha wow ig i wasent the only one lol,,,yea i remember duin the same thng and also i would sit on a chair like uno my legs wer spread out ha yea and i would doo my stuff lol yea ig we all freaks ha but thas ok cuz as long as we get the pleasure [=
I remember doing the same type of thing when I was three years of age. I didn't understand why until I turned 8. That's when I knew I was masturbating. I've been pleasing myself ever since. ^_^
ME TOO.
I discovered my naughty places, and the (wonderful) effect that touching them has on my body, at a young age. I never did it openly, somehow I figured it would be too weird for people to know/see. I thought maybe I was weird, because even now, I have a pretty overactive sex drive, I realize. I thought maybe it was a disorder or something, haha! I was never raped or molested, and apparently sexual disorders are linked with such traumas. But I guess it's just how I am.. freaky. Haha.
oo I used to do something similarr too..x
Except, I used to do it on the diving board when I went swimming :O
What a lot of freaks we are..:P
xxxx'
Ahramintaa <3
Yes! OMG, I so did this!
and on buggy carts too!
Im such a freak….DX
me too! i thought i was the only one
appart from i get my pillow and a teddy bear and put the teddy on top of the pillow and hump it ,the feling you get is sensational and when you gagging for sex? just do that, its amazing
i still do it! im one dirty little girl
wow, thank god i'm not the only one! I started when i was 4? my sis somehow – ugh – showed me when we were sriously young. I didn't kow what it was until now, and i am -(lets say learning?)- to stop? – not that it's a bad thing of course!
hahahahaha