confession: i used to hump the table corner

please keep your hands where we can see them

A gURL reader sent in this confession, and, well, we just had to bring the issue to the table.

“I’ve been masturbating for as long as I can remember. Even when I was in preschool, I would get in trouble sometimes because I would hump the corners of the tables. It felt good and I didn’t know any better! I just always wanted to touch myself and no one really stopped me! And the tables were at just the right height. I don’t think I ever orgasmed until I was a teen, but there was something about pressing that area.”

| this gURL’s 2 year old is already masturbating. what do you think? |

if tables had faces...

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39 Comments

  1. avatarkat says:

    this is crazy but when i was little i used to get naked a hump my dresser. i acted like the nobs were its nipples and dick, but this was when my mom was not home. ;D

    BUT AT THE AGE OF 14 i totally masturbate!

  2. avatar- says:

    all of my friends think masturbating is gross but i know at least one of them does it so… but anyway i’ve masturbated pretty much all my life or at least ever since i can remember

  3. avatarLiveLoveLaugh25 says:

    i do, i always thought that it was a bad habbit, and that i was freak for humping and touching myself, but it makes me feel a bit better now that i know that other people do it too

  4. avatarstebbie says:

    I used to lie on the floor and rock back and forth when I was little. I do it on my bed now with a pillow under me

  5. avatarEmily says:

    i find myself watching porn alot. even when i was little. i didnt ever try to touch myslef but i always got that feeling. maybe i’ll try it :)

  6. avatari like mangoz says:

    wow i tried to masterbate but it like really hurt so i stopped after a couple of times, is that normal

  7. avatarsnowflake says:

    idk if i should masterbate im just 13 almost 14 my friends keep telling me to do it cus im old enough please tell me wat to do?

    • avatarTori says:

      Never feel pressured to do it because someone else says you’re “old enough”, masterbation isnt a teenage right of passage, it’s just a good way to get to know your body and what feels good to you. But it can feel insanly good and better to find pleasure on your own than look for it in someone else when you’re so young.

  8. avatarsydnee rose says:

    i was going onto a kids site on my computer once and i must have typed something wrong(i was 4 dun judge pwease XD)because this porno website came up and i thought it was the site and i started watching the videos and i got the really weird feeling down there and i touched myself for the first time it felt good,i started watching videos everyday and touching myself but i stopped when i was 6

  9. avatartsc says:

    i did it when i was about five yrs old..but at the time i didn’t know what i was doing..i just knew it felt good..i do it all the time now..i only rub my clitoriss and it works wonders :) )

  10. avatarnotlonely says:

    oh isnt it such a sensational feeling? I love it… I could do it allllll day long.♥

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