one of these wizards made a little magic he can't remember

Are you a post secret potterhead? Are you also taking bets on which HP star has fathered a love-child he doesn’t remember? Find out which wizards are wishing for a paternity spell. [Crushable]

Kim Kardashian would be nowhere without it, and certainly you know about Tiger’s troubles…but even before the internet, there was sex tape scandal! This 70′s rocker made one and it was recently uncovered — can you guess who it is? It rhymes with “shimmy!”  [Shine]

Does the sentence “Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he screwed himself into her” make you squirm? It should, it won the 18th Bad Sex award. [Tres Sugar]

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These gURLs put the bone in “boner.” These x-ray scans of calender girls make posing, and looking sexy, way harder that we thought!  [Feministing]

Johnny Depp is happy to finally play a “normal” character. But when you’re Johnny Depp…what does “normal” even mean? Oh, and PS, all of Johnny Depp’s previous characters were gay. Or at least that’s what he wants Disney to think. [Vanity Fair]

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